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My first question is What should a Nutrisystem diet consist of exactly? Hoping for any answer. Another quick question... Hey guys....

Taking some bets... Since my wife left me, I have put an ad on one of those online dating sites just for fun. I'm now taking bets on how many responses do ya'll think I'll get with the "profile" below:.

Real Fun Guy....

Well, ladies...you finally found me! I have to tell you the truth though... Im an overweight, bald, toothless, ugly man with a 5th grade education. I have no real sense of humer and say "Whaaa!" a lot. I love Boones Farm Strawberry Hill and swill Buckhorn beer by the gallon...

I snore and drool on my pillow at night and my favorite travel destination is a good monster truck pull-off...or better yet, a night at the WWF Smackdown...now thats fun with 2 capital FFs! And afterwords, there is nothing like a good railroad car diner for a quiet evening of whining and dining..

I want to have 12 yunguns one day butt the doctor told me that I have something generically wrong with me...but I keep a tryin no matter what my sister says. Ive had children that lived with me but that damn Miichael Jackson dude has too much money..

The last thing I read was that beer poster with Carmen Miranda on it...you know the one..

My best feature is my belly button. I can fit a whole shot of tequila in it for that special.

"je ne sais quoi.

"!.

Im reel religious and go to the rallies every Wednesday night..

I want a woman who loves me for who I am despite what other people say (and dont listen to my sister...she gets jealous real easy). I want to meet (not necessarily marry) a woman who is my intellectual equal because too many "Whaaa...!"s in a conversation just turns me off and Ill have to fork up another $8 for another Viagree..

Oh...and speaking of the Viagree, I just want you ladies to know that I do have a sensitive side... permanent scarring from my years of coon hunting and wading through all that poison ivy has left my...my...well...you know...all swole up and cold to the touch, so, ladies, please do be careful. I do keep the area well-groomed though so the deer ticks cant hide so good. And you know, I never really did understand why some women like to go to flea markets..

So, ladies...get in touch and Ill make it worth your while to do the same!.

Bubba Bob..

asked Apr 21 at 15:11

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I'm stumped. I'm not so sure what is the answer to your question. I'll do some research and get back to you if I discover an decent answer. You should email the people at Nutrisystem as they probably could give you an answer..

answered Apr 21 at 15:13

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Collin
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Since everyone lies on those sites anyway, I'm figuring you might get a few just BECAUSE of the humor. Nobody who is really like you describe would be able to write that much without more misspellings. LOL..

answered Apr 21 at 15:26

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Kiara
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Excellent! You should get a lot of traffic that way!!.

Incidentally - I actually met my wife on an online dating site...

answered Apr 21 at 16:15

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Carlos
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They'll be all over you like ticks on a deer...

answered Apr 21 at 16:51

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Kyler
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I actually met a very nice and sexy woman on match.com. I was surprised that there are real people on those sites. We have been dating for about 4 months now and things are very nice..

Here is the actual profile I ran:.

I'm a guy who loves summer side of life. Cruising the back roads experiencing nature while riding my Harley-Davidson, taking in a small town festival, out at a lake fishing, taking in the sun, or maybe sitting under a big shade tree enjoying a picnic basket full of goodies with great company .. Ahhhhhhhhhh Life is good! A road trip during the day, a relaxing meal in the evening and a full summer moon to top the day off, how can you beat that? Ready for that ride yet?.

Winter nights are designed for a warm fire a bottle of wine and a good movie and but lets talk about that when the weather starts to turn..

I am in the advertising and marketing field and have been for most of my adult life. Not only do I work with customers, I help train salespeople. If I were a recipe you would take two parts Will Rogers (you could substitute Andy Rooney) (story teller with good American values), one part Robert Redford (kind and gentle man), one part Sam Elliott (straight forward tell it like it is) with a couple dashes of Paul Newman (for humor like in Cool Hand Luke), stir for about 5 minutes add in a pinch of spice (I love hot foods), and some honey (natural sweetness) and that would be me! Well, I dont look anything like those guys nor do I have their wealth but it was worth a try..

If I were to make a recipe for the woman Im looking for she would be something like this: a cup of Meg Ryan (sensitive woman), a cup of Sandra Bullock (the girl next door), some Catherine Zeta-Jones (mysterious woman) a little Diane Lane (serious woman), a pinch of Charo (for spice) and a dash of Goldie Hawn (for bubbles!). The woman I want to meet would have her own personality complete with mystery, have her own opinions, and be a free-spirit. I would like her to have pride in herself and what she has accomplished in her life..

" it worked.

"..

answered Apr 21 at 17:26

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Zayden
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You had me at 'hello'.

I would laugh so hard if someone was actually interested due to the hilarity of that profile...

answered Apr 21 at 18:21

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I actually met my wife on Match.com as well back on 2000/2001..

She was impressed that I could string a few sentences together while using actual punctuation and correct spelling. And, said that she appreciated my sense of humor too..

We've been married over six years and she's the best thing that ever happened to me. We lived far enough apart and traveled in completely different professional and social circles, so I would have never met her in any other way..

Like Woodman and MDBates I guess that I would also be a success story of using an on-line dating site...

answered Apr 21 at 19:53

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